Author Archives: rancequest

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8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0

Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.

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8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0

Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.

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A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

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A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

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Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

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Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

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The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

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The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

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Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

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Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

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Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

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Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

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My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.

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My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.

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WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.

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WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.

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MAGFest 11, January 3 – 6: You in, Bro?

Yes, we’re going to MAGFest — are you? (It took us an entire week to write this piece of shit post.)

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MAGFest 11, January 3 – 6: You in, Bro?

Yes, we’re going to MAGFest — are you? (It took us an entire week to write this piece of shit post.)

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LazyNS + Video Game Covers = I Am Keith Courage v. 2.0

Rance Quest Magnum slips on Keith Courage’s shoes once more to show you a single video by YouTuber LazyNS that knocked his socks halfway up into his ass.

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LazyNS + Video Game Covers = I Am Keith Courage v. 2.0

Rance Quest Magnum slips on Keith Courage’s shoes once more to show you a single video by YouTuber LazyNS that knocked his socks halfway up into his ass.