Author Archives: rancequest
8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0
Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.
8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0
Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.
A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men
Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.
A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men
Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.
Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes
Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.
Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes
Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.
The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games
Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!
The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games
Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!
Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass
You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.
Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass
You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.
Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently
Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.
Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently
Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.
My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka
No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.
My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka
No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.
WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like
Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.
WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like
Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.
MAGFest 11, January 3 – 6: You in, Bro?
Yes, we’re going to MAGFest — are you? (It took us an entire week to write this piece of shit post.)
MAGFest 11, January 3 – 6: You in, Bro?
Yes, we’re going to MAGFest — are you? (It took us an entire week to write this piece of shit post.)
LazyNS + Video Game Covers = I Am Keith Courage v. 2.0
Rance Quest Magnum slips on Keith Courage’s shoes once more to show you a single video by YouTuber LazyNS that knocked his socks halfway up into his ass.
LazyNS + Video Game Covers = I Am Keith Courage v. 2.0
Rance Quest Magnum slips on Keith Courage’s shoes once more to show you a single video by YouTuber LazyNS that knocked his socks halfway up into his ass.
