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WH40K: Dark Millenium Online – The Bed Has Been Shit

Keith Courage laments the apparent shit-bricking of Warhammer 40k Dark Millennium Online.

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WH40K: Dark Millenium Online – The Bed Has Been Shit

Keith Courage laments the apparent shit-bricking of Warhammer 40k Dark Millennium Online.

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Four Games Featuring Sweet Brother-on-Brother Action

As the Harbowl looms, Rance Quest Magnum and Keith Courage put their empty heads together to determine what other brothers in video game history would win in epic matchups!

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Four Games Featuring Sweet Brother-on-Brother Action

As the Harbowl looms, Rance Quest Magnum and Keith Courage put their empty heads together to determine what other brothers in video game history would win in epic matchups!

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The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

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The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

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Wolfenstein 3D: The Musical

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. is back with an amazing idea to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the grandaddy of all first person shooters. So put on your big girl pants and get ready for singing racists…

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Wolfenstein 3D: The Musical

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. is back with an amazing idea to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the grandaddy of all first person shooters. So put on your big girl pants and get ready for singing racists…

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Six Bullshit Natural Disasters in Video Games

Hurricane Sandy is about to punch the East Coast’s dick, so we decided to follow it by ripping our own path through your psyche with a selection of really shitty games that feature — or are — natural disasters.

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Six Bullshit Natural Disasters in Video Games

Hurricane Sandy is about to punch the East Coast’s dick, so we decided to follow it by ripping our own path through your psyche with a selection of really shitty games that feature — or are — natural disasters.

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Help Me Punch John Romero in the Face

Help fund Old School RPG at Kickstarter, or help fund Dr. Rance Quest Magnum so he can punch John Romero in the face? You decide.

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Help Me Punch John Romero in the Face

Help fund Old School RPG at Kickstarter, or help fund Dr. Rance Quest Magnum so he can punch John Romero in the face? You decide.

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Some Shithole Sim Games Featuring Public/Private Service Vehicles

Wanna drive a train in a PC game? How ’bout a taxi or a street cleaner? Come on in and let Keith Courage show you how misguided that desire truly is!

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Some Shithole Sim Games Featuring Public/Private Service Vehicles

Wanna drive a train in a PC game? How ’bout a taxi or a street cleaner? Come on in and let Keith Courage show you how misguided that desire truly is!

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Why Do You Ruin the Things I Love? A Gallery

Yes, real men have feelings, and when you dress up like shitty versions of his favorite video game characters, you hurt SpaceFunkyB.O.B.’s. You should be ashamed.

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Why Do You Ruin the Things I Love? A Gallery

Yes, real men have feelings, and when you dress up like shitty versions of his favorite video game characters, you hurt SpaceFunkyB.O.B.’s. You should be ashamed.

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Nintendo’s Press Event Tomorrow and My Brief (And Totally Fabricated) Interview with Reggie Fils-Aime

Keith Courage wanted some insider info on Nintendo’s September 13th Wii-U press conference, so he phoned in to his bestest friend Reggie Fils-Aime for the details!

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Nintendo’s Press Event Tomorrow and My Brief (And Totally Fabricated) Interview with Reggie Fils-Aime

Keith Courage wanted some insider info on Nintendo’s September 13th Wii-U press conference, so he phoned in to his bestest friend Reggie Fils-Aime for the details!

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Growing Up: You Don’t Play Right

Contributor Kate of the Monsters reflects upon her experiences growing up as a female gamer, how her brother said she couldn’t play right, and how girls are finally part of the gaming culture.

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Growing Up: You Don’t Play Right

Contributor Kate of the Monsters reflects upon her experiences growing up as a female gamer, how her brother said she couldn’t play right, and how girls are finally part of the gaming culture.