Author Archives: rancequest

8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0

Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.

8-Bit + Les Misérables = I Am Keith Courage v. 3.0

Who am I? I might not be Jean Valjean, but today I’m motherfucking Keith Courage, and I’m monkeyshit crazy for 8-bit tunes.

A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

The Most Annoying Birds in Video Games

Annoying birds in games? Then bring on the equally-annoying and badly-sized animated .GIF to honor them!

Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.

My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.