Category Archives: Reviews

Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

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Super Mario Bros. U: Touch Me Gently

Yeah, Dr. Rance Quest Magnum pretty much just takes this whole game in his mouth and blows it.

Wolfenstein 3D: The Musical

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. is back with an amazing idea to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the grandaddy of all first person shooters. So put on your big girl pants and get ready for singing racists…

Wolfenstein 3D: The Musical

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. is back with an amazing idea to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the grandaddy of all first person shooters. So put on your big girl pants and get ready for singing racists…

My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.

My Dad Really Is: A Review of Karateka

No. That’s for real. Dr. Rance Quest Magnum’s Dad really is a good Karateka, unlike this shitty remake they just released for people to waste their money on.

WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.

WELLHALO4THERE: A Review of a Game You Like

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum thinks it’s important he tells you all about his experience with Halo 4, and then afterwards, he’ll probably just go squeeze out a monster dook.

Assassin’s Creed III: A Review, Dead Animals, and Paul Giamatti

Contributor CaptainN shares his views on Assassin’s Creed III and ensures this game will kick your balls, verily. Yea or nea?

Assassin’s Creed III: A Review, Dead Animals, and Paul Giamatti

Contributor CaptainN shares his views on Assassin’s Creed III and ensures this game will kick your balls, verily. Yea or nea?

Doom 3 BFG Edition: A Review of a Game You’ve Already Played

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum loves everything Doom. After getting his hands on the BFG Edition, he’s starting to think he should take up a habit like masturbation or taxidermy.

Doom 3 BFG Edition: A Review of a Game You’ve Already Played

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum loves everything Doom. After getting his hands on the BFG Edition, he’s starting to think he should take up a habit like masturbation or taxidermy.

Borderlands 2 or Borederlands 2? A First Impression Review

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. gets some quality time with Borderlands 2 and complains about how much his ovaries hurt. (His ovaries have wasteland bandit-style mohawks, beeteedubs.)

Borderlands 2 or Borederlands 2? A First Impression Review

SpaceFunkyB.O.B. gets some quality time with Borderlands 2 and complains about how much his ovaries hurt. (His ovaries have wasteland bandit-style mohawks, beeteedubs.)