Category Archives: Reflections

A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

A Pope-Pourri of Old, Old Men

Pope Benedict has put in his resignation to spend his remaining days clam-baking in his rustbox Ford Fairlane. So what video games characters sort of look like the pope? None of them.

Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

Childhood Sucks: Mouthy-Ass Games that Won’t Shut Their Pieholes

Nowadays, games talk to you way too much. Hell, games have always talked. And Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates mouthy fucking games.

Excel 2007 Eve Online: What People Don’t Get

With Eve Online’s 10th anniversary on the horizon, contributor Kate of the Monsters commemorates the event by telling you about what a huge sausage fest this game is.

Excel 2007 Eve Online: What People Don’t Get

With Eve Online’s 10th anniversary on the horizon, contributor Kate of the Monsters commemorates the event by telling you about what a huge sausage fest this game is.

Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

Four Game Sicknesses that Suck Leaky Ass

You know what Dr. Rance Quest Magnum hates more than having diarrhea and puking for realsies? Have them for fakesies.

Five MOAR Commodore 64 Games I Feel Like Bitching About

Not content to leave it at just one bitch-fit of an article, Keith Courage forces five more oldskool Commodore 64 games down your douchebag windpipe!

Five MOAR Commodore 64 Games I Feel Like Bitching About

Not content to leave it at just one bitch-fit of an article, Keith Courage forces five more oldskool Commodore 64 games down your douchebag windpipe!

Killer Cuts: The Killer Instinct Soundtrack – Get the Fuck On the Dance Floor

Anybody remember the Killer Instinct soundtrack? Keith Courage still owns the damned thing AND its little cardboard sleeve! WHY?!

Killer Cuts: The Killer Instinct Soundtrack – Get the Fuck On the Dance Floor

Anybody remember the Killer Instinct soundtrack? Keith Courage still owns the damned thing AND its little cardboard sleeve! WHY?!

Zebratastic Masturbatory Ref-Game Dunk’N’Suck!

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum is glad that real refs are back in oval-stitch-throw, so he decided to put together a list of his favorite video game referees to bore the hell out of you.

Zebratastic Masturbatory Ref-Game Dunk’N’Suck!

Dr. Rance Quest Magnum is glad that real refs are back in oval-stitch-throw, so he decided to put together a list of his favorite video game referees to bore the hell out of you.